Operation Muffin Top(ple)
Join us in our efforts to banish the world of back fat!
The only thing worse than seeing wobbly bits and bobbles on the beach is when they’re your own bits and bobbles. Kiki and I don’t want to see that!
Let’s go over the logistics, shall we?
First, if you blog, post a link on your blog to this post.
- Your goal/motivation. Why are you doing this? Are you looking to fit into that skinny pair of jeans? Are you trying to lose 10 pounds so you can purposely run into your ex and make him regret every having slept with your sister? Submit a before shot (no nudie shots please) if you are confident enough. The pic will NOT be posted on any site. This will help in the final judgement that will take place on June 21st.
- Submit your favorite recipe for a tasty “diet treat”. Recipes should revolve around things people actually want to eat/drink: extra points for chocolate, cheese and boozy ingredients. Points will be deducted if you submit any recipe that contains tofu.
- Provide your preferred method of communication for “motivational” messages from Cath and Kiki. Think Gordon Ramsey for weight loss/fitness. Include your email or cell phone number. This information will not be shared. Please note that only U.S. residents will be eligible for motivational text messages. As much as I’d love to run around making international calls, this would totally bite into my cocktail funds-so that ain’t happening.
- In your email, please include something that you would like to donate for the Muffin Top(ple) Top Prize. You pick what you want to contribute. Examples include but are not limited to: tasty food products, something fun, a gift card, batteries (for adult toys). All items must be unwrapped and not previously used. We figured it would be kick ass if everyone got together to put this bad boy together AND it would be a major surprise. In addition to the basket of goodies, the winner will also receive $250 donated by Twolia.
- Once we receive your information, Kiki and I will be giving you a brand new fat phat nickname. The makers of “Flava of Love” and “I Love New York” are going to totally call us and want to hire us immediately for their next show.
- In order to be eligible for the grand prize drawing (which will be announced on June 21st), we must receive an after picture, and a short blurb on what you have learned through the process. Extra points will be given for snarkiness. Winner will be selected by Cath and Kiki.
For your reading pleasure, we are dedicating each Monday as Muffin Top Monday. We’ll share your recipes and people can feel to report progress in the comments.
If you have questions along the way, email us at muffin.topple@gmail.com .
We’re fired up about Operation Muffin Top(ple)! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to eat my feelings something healthy.
Feel free to join me on The Daily Plate and track all the nonsense that you’re putting in your mouth…
Don’t forget to check out the OMT Message Board!
