How Not to Gain 1 Billion Pounds Over the Holiday
It starts with Halloween and ends with New Year’s. The time of year when we all find any excuse to pack on the pounds and blame it on the holidays. This year, I’m doing something different: I’m going to join forces with the ladies of Operation Muffin Top(ple) to attempt to keep my weight in check.
Yeah, it means getting rid of the Gummi Savers left over from Halloween, and not eating an entire apple pie during Skanksgiving Thanksgiving.
This holiday season, join us in our fight against backfat as we kick off the first ever Operation Muffin Top(ple) Maintain Don’t Gain. It’s easy, all you have to do is NOT gain weight!
Simply add a comment to the OMT Forum, or send us an email at muffin.topple@gmail.com. Don’t be the fatty that can’t fit into her cocktail dress at the New Year’s! Grab a friend and join the fight against muffin tops and backfat!
I’d just like to announce that BANG! I was first to get off the shot in our duel; so I’m pretty sure you’re dead