The Catherinette Chronicles

Do you remember that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark when Harrison Ford is lecturing his class?  The topic is about as boring as listening to someone talk about changing the filter in their air conditioners - yet all the girls are paying attention.  In fact,  they are all  just swooning over him.  One of the girls has even written “Love you” on her eyelids?  Well, that’s how Foxy and I have been acting for the last 2 days.

As luck would have it, we have been asked to work on a project with Lit’l Smokey.  For a glorious 12 hours we were locked in a classroom with him and we just listened to him talk and watched him walk around the room.  We laughed at every single joke he made, we beamed at him when he asked us questions, and we would flutter our eyelashes when he looked our way.

Why?  Because we are oh so lame and smitten with Lit’l Smokey.  Seriously, the dude is so tiny (not a reference to his man bits) that I could scoop him up and put him in my pocket, but there is something so alluring about him.  Lord only knows what it is, but I’m pretty sure that given the chance, Foxy and I would totally fist fight over him.  And know what?  I think I could totally take her because she’s knocked up. 

I’m not afraid to knock a pregnant lady down when the prize is Lit’l Smokey.