Iz Tyme Yu Gotz a Klue
The saga with LOLCATS continues…
After his passive aggressive email yesterday, I decided it was in my best interest to not go out with him. Being the very mature and sophisticated lady that I am, my first instinct was just to not respond to his email and allow him to wonder what ever happened to me. But as karma has a way of coming back to bite my ass (as evidenced by the scars that it has left on my ass), I figured the right thing to do was to tell him it wasn’t going to work out.
Jewcy Bits and I were emailing back and forth and she demanded to know if I had “broken the news to his tender viddles”. I originally proposed this gem: “Dear, LOLCATS, you’ll never get your hands on these cat treats. Move along.” Shockingly enough, Jewcy Bits vetoed it.
So like the big girl (and I’m not calling myself fat) I composed a mature message all about how I thought our communication styles were off and that I wasn’t the type of person that needed to check in all the time, and sorry it didn’t work out, good luck in your search, etc, blah, blah, snore. Message sent and I was free.
Or so I thought.
About 32 nanoseconds later, he sent me another email. “No worries. I’m still free that night if you’re still interested.” He even included a cat video in the email.
I think this time I’ll just follow my original instinct and not respond…
Good lord, what a douche.
Tell me about it. -CS
I do believe I’ll miss LOLCATS…
I’d be happy to pass him your way if you’re interested. -CS
I think I also said that you should RUN RUN RUN.
Yes, yes you did. But that wasn’t as funny as the line about the tender viddles. -CS
I hate cats!
Join the club. -CS
You were listening to your inner Obi Wan, you avoided a CATastrope.
Ouch, that joke was painful. -CS
Dog Bite - dont worry, I have a feeling LOLCATS is not going anywhere.
Good instincts Catherinette. Now you might want to change your email address!
I hope he doesn’t start texting me about his feelings. -CS
Wow - any man who likes cats that much is definitely someone to stay away from! I’m making a bet that you’ll hear from him at least a few more times before he getz ur klue!
The dude is nice, he’s just took emaily for me. I’m sure he’ll find someone that is more to his likening than I am. We’re just a bad match. A very bad match. -CS
Maybe tell him you hate cats? Preferably in the form of a video forward. That might work.
I LOVE CATS! I throw birthdays parties for them- Last year was ‘Their Decade of Decadence ‘ birthday party celebration…..
Oh LOLCATS, I miss you already. And when I say I miss you, I mean I’ll miss future opportunities to mock you.
BTW, where’s my damn link on the blogroll? Whore.
Dude, I’ve missed out on SOOO friggin much, haven’t I!?