Further Proof That Life Hates Me
Murphy’s Law
If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them.
Catherinette’s Law
If you wear white pants, you will spill something on them AND you will get your period early.
I’ve been wearing these stupid pants for less than 2 hours, and in that time, I’ve managed to dump an ENTIRE cup of coffee in my lap AND get my period a week early. Great. Awesome. White freaking pants. I knew this was going to happen, I freaking KNEW it, and yet I wore them anyway. “Ha ha” I thought to myself as I was putting them on this morning, “wouldn’t it be funny if I got my period today?” Yeah, not funny.
Know what’s even more awesome? I have a meeting with Boy NoNo in 15 minutes. In his office. That means, I have to get up from this desk, get into the elevator, walk clear across the entire building, and walk into his office with these god damned white pants.
Maybe, if I’m really lucky, I’ll trip just as I’m walking into his office and hit my head on the corner of his desk and die. That would totally spare me the humilation of having to face him in these dirty pants.
The only way this could be more amusing is if you have nothing else under said white pants. If you tell me you don’t, I will just laugh harder.
…… do you?
The only good decision I made today was to wear underwear. Thank freaking god! -CS
even better… nothing under the white pants and they ripped… then life would truly hate you.
That’s enough to make anyone want to kill themselves. -CS
I’m considered an optimist, but I can’t remember the last time I wore white pants. At least you’re brave, right?
If by “brave” you mean “stupid”, then yes, yes I am. -CS
I demand to know why there’s no update on what happened at the meeting!
Could it be that you died from embarrassment?
I love your blog, very entertaining, very funny. I planned on wearing my flattering, beautiful white blouse to work. Carefully doing everything I needed to get ready, wearing just my slacks and bra I successfully navigated through my beauty routine. It was only as I was leaving I took one last glimpse in the mirror to discover a gigantic make-up stain on the front of that gleaming white blouse. I have no earthy idea how it got there – white is just a magnet for filth and apparently menstrual periods.
This post is nothing without pictures. I demand pictures!
This made me laugh for the longest time.
*lol* This is a definitely a bad day for you catherinette.
But look at the bright side, at least you wore your underwear. *lol*
And that is why I do not and never will own a single pair of white pants.
sorry you’re having a bad day. That’s why I don’t wear white pants or shorts.. I hope this brightens your day, I found this shirt on cafe press…
http://shop.cafepress.com/design/32953497
I never even try to buy light pants or skirts anymore. I know it’s going to hell without exceptions. No, there’s the exception if I really don’t feel comfortable in the clothes, then they will last for years and years.
I have one pair of white shorts but I only wear them in the absolute opposite time to periods, and never while eating pasta.
; )