An Open Letter to CNN
Dear CNN,
You have GOT to be kidding me!! No, really. Please tell me it’s a slow news day and that’s the only reason that you felt the need to designate this as “breaking news”:
Yeah, it’s unfortunate that he died and I know that he was a pop icon, but come on!! You’re really telling me that his daughter saying that he was a great father is worthy of a desktop alert? I’m here to tell you that it is NOT worthy of a desktop alert. Now, if it was Bubbles the chimp that had something to say, then maybe you’d have something. But come on. Let his family grieve and leave them the hell alone.
For the love of God and the people of the world, stop covering his funeral and move on to some serious news reporting.
Sincerely (pissed at your stupid desktop alerts),
Catherinette
Poor, poor Blanket.
I love your blog, Catherinette. You are hilarious. I think you should write a book.
Aw, shucks! That’s so sweet of you.
Hey, do you think that the next commenter would buy a copy of the book? I’m thinking not. -CS
Learn how to use the software you moron. You can opt in or out of certain stuff.
But then I couldn’t bitch about it and make you mad.
-CS
Isn’t it so awesome when people leave productive (read: moronic) comments on your blog? My money is counting on the fact that “Learn” (nice original name by the way) is a huge Constantine Maroulis fan.
Then that individual would have had to travel very far. “Learn” lives within driving distance of me.
-CS
You had me at IP address tracking.
Interweb, I heart you. -CS
It’s all proof that CNN is diverting attention from real stories. Or that the intelligence of the average American is dropping faster than an evening gown on George Clooney’s yacht.
I was totally going to write a semi-intelligent response to your comment, but then I started imagining that it was my evening gown dropping on Georgie boy’s yacht and totally lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again? -CS
I love your blog, and if you wrote a book, I would definitely pick up a copy.
You are hilarious..
You would??
I mean, I think I’m funny and I’d buy my own book, but I don’t know… -CS