Muffin Top(ple) Monday (05/18/09)
34 days left until Judgement Day. It’s hard to believe that Operation Muffin Top(ple) has been in full swing for 8 weeks now. I am pleased to report that I have lost a total of 15 pounds and am down a size (please to suck on that, Kiki). My muffin top is gone, unless I squeeze myself into the next size down, in which case, it miraculously reappears.
I’ve been taking pictures of myself along the way so that I can actually SEE the results of all of the hard work that I’ve been putting in. There’s a noticeable difference (which I’ll share with you in 34 days). It’s gotten to the point where will leave the house in my yoga pants and top because I think I look good in them. I wear them out to dinner, to the grocery store, to run errands, to my mom’s house. I figure people will look at me and think, “Hey, that girls is coming from yoga AND her ass looks great in those pants.”
Here’s the problem: the top is REALLY low cut. The first time I wore it I put a tank top on underneath the sucker. On Friday, I decided that it would be okay to pretend that my sports bra was a tank top. Yeah, not so much. As I took myself for a long walk at Fort McHenry before my pedicure appointment (sometimes I like to pretend that my yoga clothes are also workout clothes) I noticed that I was getting a lot of strange looks. Well, actually, my cleavage was getting a lot of strange looks. Way to klass things up a bit.
Lesson learned this week: a sports bra is not a tank top.
This week’s recipe comes from our very own Love Handles. Even those college girls are doing what the can to watch what they eat AND get in some fitness (some are even making out with cute new boys).
Pizza Triscuits
“I take low fat triscuit crackers, put some tomato sauce on them (hi, that’s a veggie) and add cheddar cheese, or a low fat cheese on top. Microwave for 20 seconds or until the cheese is melted. YUM. Did I mention I’m a college student?”
Mmm…sounds so good. I might even have to add some turkey pepperoni on those bad boys.
LOL…I wear my workout clothes around everywhere, too. I think I’m like Sporty Spice or something. More like Sporty Sausage…. Good go on the 15. Have I mentioned lately that I hate you? Fat ass.
I prefer to think of you as Spicy Sausage. That has a nice ring to it. -CS
I go to the gym in my yoga clothes all the time. That way, I don’t have to worry if my shorts are too short and showing my female bits.
The message board is up and running! I added a few things today, so that new members (send it to your friends) can find out what we are all about.
Feel free to post whatever you like ladies, and suggestions to make it better are VASTLY appreciated!
“Spicy Sausage.” BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Totally my new OMT name. *snort*