Alexander McQueen’s Spring 2010 collection unveiled some fantastic shoes that belong on a steampunk robo-chick! I would wear this around town with a brown, leather bomber jacket and these goggles below. By around town, I mean dropping my kid off at school, the post office, food shopping, and the gyn(that’s not me). I ‘d even lend the five lens goggles to my gyn during the exam because ‘hospitality’ is my middle name! Anyway, the DIY (gob’ment cheese version- mmmm, cheese) version of the eyewear can be made with the bottom photo as a guide. Just glue gun a bunch of metal you find at the bottom of your kitchen drawer to a pair of glasses. Then pray you don’t poke your cats as you give then a sweet nuzzle. It could turn into a bloody nuzzle.
photos: Style, Outsapop
Tags: Alexander McQueen, glasses, goggles, government cheese, heels, metal, roxanna bina, shoes, steampunk
Posted by roxybina on Nov 23, 2009 in
awesome,
cool,
steampunk,
vintage 
Spats have made a comeback thanks to the Steampunk trend. Here are my 2 favorite Spat makers, Ashes & Empires ( the gothy ones) and German designer, Maide (the Victorian ones). Spats are a great way to cover your cankle or disguise your fugliest shoes. I dig that. I was doing some intense research ( I googled ’spats’) and found that they are still worn in the military around the world. I also found that molten metal pourers wear spats to keep the hot, liquid metal off their feet. My intense research also found that Johnny Depp in Benny and Joon wore them, as well. With those three pieces of information, there’s a joke in there somewhere… I just can’t find it right now.
photos: Kingdom of Style / Haute Macabre
Tags: benny and joon, boots, german, goth, johnny depp, maide, metal pourers, military, roxanna bina, shoes, spats, victorian
Posted by roxybina on Nov 13, 2009 in
Whhaaaaat?,
awesome,
cool,
shoes 
Maison Martin Margiela designed these limited edition GLASS heels and are selling them, not in pairs, but per piece for $1,300 each or $2,600 for the pair. Basically, you’re paying a month of your mortgage to risk never walking again. Seriously, if you wore these, you’d have to stay on carpet or prepare for a bloody mess! I do think these are ornamental, but what a tease! You have Cinderella’s shoes and you can’t even wear the b*tch’s shoes. WTF? I’d be pissed. I wonder if you can drink champagne out of them. See! I finally found a use for these useless objects! But I think I’d rather get this:
Christian Louboutin/Piper Heidsieck’s Le Rituel
photos: Fashion indie, Perez Hilton
Tags: annie lennox, champagne, christian, cinderella, glass slippers, heels, le rituel, louboutin, maison martin margiela, piper heidsieck, roxanna bina, shoes, walking on broken glass
Posted by roxybina on Nov 11, 2009 in
awesome,
bad ass,
cool,
jean paul gaultier,
shoes 
The original French Punk , Jean Paul Gaultier has teamed with British combat boot maker, Dr. Marten. With laser -cut diamond holes on each side of the boot, it now matters what socks you’ll be wearing. I would with go hot pink socks! These 14 hole Doc’s will run about 300 Euros, which is probably $5,000 with all the inflation and the ‘obnoxious American’ tax. You know Europe probably has an ‘Obnoxious American’ tax by now. It’s been lowered since Obama took over, though. Kidding! I wish they had these boots in the mid -nineties when I would actually wear these. It’s funny, the Doc’s were worn by the punk anarchists and the conservatives wore Keds. I tell you-when in doubt, look at the shoes.
photos: High Snobette
Tags: boots, combat, doc martens, dr. marten, jean paul gaultier, keds, obama, obnoxious america, roxanna bina, shoes
Posted by roxybina on Oct 21, 2009 in
Whhaaaaat?,
effed up,
gross,
hella fug,
shoes,
vile 
Ummmmm. I don’t even know what to say. Let’s start with the shoes. Obviously, the heel is what makes our eyes burn in terror. That’s sort of a hot idea to put a lady’s statue as the heel, but whoever thought this particular lady was hot , must have gotten lost in translation OR they find pregnant aliens with stubby legs and droopy boobs ultra-hot. On to the next specimen….first off, as you may already know… I hate feet! (except my son’s). So, this is beyond for me. I’m sorry …. I can’t. At least go all out like this.
photos: fashin
Tags: fashion crimes, feet, gross, heels, pedicure, pregnant aliens, roxanna bina, shoes
Posted by roxybina on Sep 1, 2009 in
awesome,
cool,
shoes 
These are so gorgeous! Except, they are not wearable because they are all made completely from paper. That takes a great deal of talent to make these creations. The best I can do is make a lousy boat. I also can make those Fortune Teller paper games. I used to play that constantly when I was a kid… I was trying to get my fortune and see how the hell I would end up. And so , here I am…still wondering what my fortune will be and how the hell I will end up. Some things never change.
Check out Ndeur Le Creativ Sweatshop for more cool paper art.
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photos: Ndeur
Tags: art, fortune teller paper games, heels, jewelry, mask, ndeur, ndeur le creativ sweatshop, oragami, paper, paper couture, roxanna bina, shoes
Posted by roxybina on Aug 31, 2009 in
gross,
hair,
hella fug,
weird 
Nicholas Kirkwood’s furry ankle boots have a Planet of the Apes flair to them that I don’t think is attractive. There’s a lot of hairy fashions going around. Click here for a few…. Although, I haven’t seen the hairy fashions on the streets yet, I’m tempted to carry a bottle of Nair, just in case, and splash when needed. What they don’t tell you is that after a couple years, the hair becomes like this. Nasty! While we’re on the subject….ever see a donkey with dreadlocks? Here’s one! These boots cost $1200…. Let me save you $1195 and glue some Yaki-braids to a pair of Payless boots…. really.
photos: Luis Avia Roma
Tags: boots, hair, hairy, nair, nicholas kirkwood, payless, planet of the apes, roxanna bina, shoes, yaki, yaki braids
Posted by roxybina on Aug 20, 2009 in
awesome,
bad ass,
cool,
hella fug,
shoes 
Here are Irregular Choice’s latest shoe collection. Here’s the breakdown:
First- yes (although, I would feel like a Redbull commercial)
Second- yes- because it’s so ‘Snap!, Pow!, Kaboom!’ comic book style!
Third- YES, PLEASE because I would look like a Victorian that shredded a Dandy’s dress shirt for her shoes! Not very lady like! Love it!
Fourth- A firm, Hell to the NO! It looks like a Chewbacca paw. A Wookiee should not be a fashion example.
Be sure to check out Irregular Choice’s brand new cool website and their flagship store in New York City! Good times!
photos: Irregular Choice
Tags: boots, chewbacca, comic book, dandy, heels, Irregular Choice, redbull, roxanna bina, shoes, steampunk, victorian, wookiee
Posted by roxybina on Jul 6, 2009 in
awesome,
colette,
cool,
shoes 
Lacoste presents a collection of shoes by architect, Zaha Hadid. The shoes are crafted from Italian calf leather. “Wrapped around the foot, these shoes adapt in an ergonomic way to the shapes of the body” explains Zaha Hadid. Hadid has designed many buildings and bridges, including a BMW plant in Germany. Anybody who does anything with BMW is good in my book. I like how these shoes have no laces or velcro. They’re like toddler shoes. I made the mistake of getting my son shoes with laces when he was 1.5- 2 years old. What a pain! I’ve wised up and got him velcro ones that he can put on by himself. I save about 30 minutes a day. Although, now I have to entertain him during that extra 30 minutes a day.
Limited edition of 850 pairs, exclusive to Colette starting July 20.
photos: Colette
Tags: architect, BMW, colette, germany, lacoste, leather, roxanna bina, shoes, zaha hadid
Posted by roxybina on Jun 29, 2009 in
Alexander McQueen,
bleh,
effed up,
hella fug,
shoes 
These shoes are anything but usual. Imagine the engineering that went into creating these shoes. One has a missing a piece, the other is teetering precariously, another has a chunk missing. Really? They should get the design team of these shoes on to design airplanes and skyscrapers and like, other stuff. My fave out of the bunch is the first photo with black stalactites growing from the boots. That is some kyptonite looking boots. I think Alexander McQueen designed those. The rest I could do without.
photos: The Lipstick Diaries
Tags: Alexander McQueen, boots, celine, crystal, fug, heels, roxanna bina, shoes, stalactites, stalagmites
