Posted by roxybina on Nov 13, 2009 in
Whhaaaaat?,
awesome,
cool,
shoes 
Maison Martin Margiela designed these limited edition GLASS heels and are selling them, not in pairs, but per piece for $1,300 each or $2,600 for the pair. Basically, you’re paying a month of your mortgage to risk never walking again. Seriously, if you wore these, you’d have to stay on carpet or prepare for a bloody mess! I do think these are ornamental, but what a tease! You have Cinderella’s shoes and you can’t even wear the b*tch’s shoes. WTF? I’d be pissed. I wonder if you can drink champagne out of them. See! I finally found a use for these useless objects! But I think I’d rather get this:
Christian Louboutin/Piper Heidsieck’s Le Rituel
photos: Fashion indie, Perez Hilton
Tags: annie lennox, champagne, christian, cinderella, glass slippers, heels, le rituel, louboutin, maison martin margiela, piper heidsieck, roxanna bina, shoes, walking on broken glass
Posted by roxybina on Oct 13, 2009 in
effed up,
hella fug,
weird 
These are Maison Martin Margiela L’incognito Eyewear. I’m sorry for laying on the FUG lately. I’ll try to spread the FUG in between the Cool, but for now it seems like there’s a case of the FUG’s going around right now.Anyway, on with the ’sunglasses’….These look like those black boxes that magazines and TV people use to block out ‘inappropriate’ things like a showing bra strap or a lady’s who-ha. These are perfect for those committing fashion crimes because it blocks out their eyes of SHAME automatically! I think they need to distribute this to anyone with (F)UGGS, scrunchies, and non-kitchen people and people over 9 wearing Crocs- STAT! It’s like Glamour magazine’s -Do and Don’t section coming life!
photos: The Lipstick Diaries
Tags: black box, crocs, fashion shame, fug, glamour magazine, l'incognito eyewear, maison martin margiela, roxanna bina, scrunchies, uggs
Posted by roxybina on Jan 26, 2009 in
gross,
handbags,
hella fug,
shoes 
These are Maison Martin Margiela
shoes that should be not be $545. They look more like $5.45. They missed the decimal point. Honestly, cork shoes are not very attractive in my book. I think of winos (like, Amy Winehouse) and faux French bulletin boards found at TJ Maxx. Anyfugly, I wonder if these shoes fall apart if they dry out too much. That would suck. MMM also made the knee high boot for maximum fug. Click here to see it. I was searching for a matching cork dress , but all I found was this granny purse. Somehow, cork reminds me also of the 1970’s. Like macramé, fruits jiggling in Jello, and beards. Gross.
photo: Nitrolicious
Tags: amy winehouse, barneys, boots, cork, cork shoes, Jello, macrame, maison martin margiela, roxanna bina, TJ Maxx, wine
Posted by roxybina on Nov 4, 2008 in
effed up,
hella fug,
weird 
I seriously couldn’t decide which photos to post because they were all equally fuped like these here! This is the latest collection from Maison Martin Margiela. Yes, Martin Margiela - the boutique on Santa Monica Blvd. in Beverly Hills with the Sparkletts irridescent thingies on the outside of the building. Anyfuglycrazycollection, I think designers are saving a crap load of money on hiring ‘Butta-faces’ and covering their entire head with props like wigs and hosiery. The hosiery could be a reference to mini-mart hold ups or those people from Anonymous. And the afro wig is probably a reference to the blaxploitation years or just a microphone. By the way is that Jacko in the first photo??? Well, we know what Madonna’s gonna wear on tour….
photo: Style
Tags: fupe, maison martin margiela, spring 2009
