Posted by roxybina on Dec 1, 2009 in
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Jewelry designer, Alexandra Chaney, made a series of necklaces for her master thesis (she’s still in school) that is based on things that ‘repel’ other people. I think the razors would actually attract Cholas who want to cut a b*itch up. They don’t need to hide the razors in their hair anymore… they’d just wear the necklace. The second photo , I believe, are syringes? That would totally attract smack addicts! It’s like a Christmas tree of endless needles. I totally think the cigarettes would actually attract Amy Winehouse. Actually, Amy Winehouse would buy this entire collection. Alexandra needs to get on her ass. So much for repelling!
photos: Trend de la creme
Tags: alexandra chaney, amy winehouse, chola, cigarettes, heroin, jewelry, razors, repel, roxanna bina, smack, syringes
Polly Van der Glas has taken human parts like hair and teeth to construct his creepy jewelry and accessories line. Check out the brass knuckles (first photo) made out of teeth. Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think? You can knock out teeth with teeth! This is some CSI sh*t! Imagine finding out your jewelry belongs to a missing person- dang. Be sure to check out Polly’s other jewelry/accessories, especially the human hair purse. I wonder if her studio has moths and butterflies….he he.
photo: Trend de la Creme
Tags: brass knuckles, CSI, human hair, jewelry, polly van der glass, purse, ring, roxanna bina, silence of the lambs, teeth, tooth
This is some very gruesome couture by British menswear designer Katie Eary for her Spring 2010 collection. If someone wore this on October 31, I’d think they are the bomb! But if they wore this on November 1, I’d think they’re a lunatic. Why are my eyes drawn to the fur? Fur on a man is like heels on a baby- not right! You have to appreciate that it’s anatomically correct (I assume). Sort of like this be@rbrick. If Chewbacca were a pimp , this Gold Ghetto Chewbacca would be beyond perfect. Check out Katie’s website- I actually love the union jack trousers and the British guard look. Hawt!
Tomorrow is my most favorite holiday ever! Why? Because it’s the only day in the year where no one points, stares or laughs at me! Sooooo………Happy Halloween!
photos: Fashion indie, photobucket
Tags: anatomy, bearbrick, bones, british, chewbacca, couture, halloween, heels on a baby, katie eary, menswear, pimp, roxanna bina, spring 2010, union jack
Posted by roxybina on Oct 21, 2009 in
Whhaaaaat?,
effed up,
gross,
hella fug,
shoes,
vile 
Ummmmm. I don’t even know what to say. Let’s start with the shoes. Obviously, the heel is what makes our eyes burn in terror. That’s sort of a hot idea to put a lady’s statue as the heel, but whoever thought this particular lady was hot , must have gotten lost in translation OR they find pregnant aliens with stubby legs and droopy boobs ultra-hot. On to the next specimen….first off, as you may already know… I hate feet! (except my son’s). So, this is beyond for me. I’m sorry …. I can’t. At least go all out like this.
photos: fashin
Tags: fashion crimes, feet, gross, heels, pedicure, pregnant aliens, roxanna bina, shoes
Posted by roxybina on Sep 22, 2009 in
Say it ain't so!,
effed up,
hella fug,
pants,
vile 
Two fashion things I hate in this world (except for scrunchies and UGG boots) are sweatpants and khakis. Alexander Wang had a personal vendetta to make me cringe and vomit when he designed his Spring 2010 collection. Why do I dislike these two hideously, inferior fabrics, you ask?
-Khaki’s remind me of frat boys wearing khaki’s. They also remind me of safari wear, which in turn reminds me of the movie, Out of Africa and further spurs my memory to the time when I was 7 and was forced to see this movie in a theater with my family. That was one expensive and uncomfortable nap. Scarred!
- Sweatpants reminds me of my tween, tomboy stage where I wore yellow Benetton sweatpants endlessly. It matched the family car- a yellow Toyota ( nefariously nicknamed the ‘Bina-Banana mobile’). Scarred, once again!
Stop this insanity!! Serenity now.
photos: Style
Tags: alexander wang, banana, benetton, boots, khaki pants, khakis, meryl steep, mobile, out of africa, pants, robert redford, roxanna bina, scrunchies, spiring 2010, sweatpants, sweats, toyota, ugg
Posted by roxybina on Aug 5, 2009 in
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hella fug,
vile 
But on your Butt. Uggghhh! I find this so tacky and cheezy. I expect a day shift stripper from Bada- Bing to actually do this to themselves. Nothing says class like a heart tan/tattoo on your bum. I personally don’t tan. Yes, I’m pasty white and proud. My motto is “Do you see tan models in Vogue?” ( the answer is no, unless you’re Gisele) and “I don’t want to look like a smoked trout” . That usually wards off people prying into why I refuse to tan. Anyway, if you’d still like to commit this fashion crime, it will set you back 40 Euros or like 500 US dollars with all this inflation. Sorry, I’m too lazy to convert that.
Photos: Skin tattoo
Tags: bada bing, gisele, gisele bunchen, heart, italy, roxanna bina, skin tattoo, tan, vogue
Designer Reid Peppard must not have a rodent problem in his apartment. Why? Because this dude makes them into jewelry, purses and headpieces. The animals must be like ‘eff this ! I quit this b*tch! I’m moving on to the next apartment!” At least that’s what I would do if I were a rat. At the same time, I would be preserved for everyone to see my beautiful rat -self. This is so hard! Anyway, thankfully , I’m not a Rat (just a moosh :)) and I don’t have to make life decisions like that. This reminds me of that rat movie, Willard, with Crispin (crispy) Glover. What the hell happened to him? He was pretty good. Anyway, seeing that you’re already going to lose your lunch any minute, I wanted to let everyone know I will make my cats into taxidermy after their death (in a sleeping pose , of course). Here’s the site that does it for you. That way it’s like they are just taking a really, really, really long nap. I dread that day, though. By the way, this dude’s definitely going to hell for this.
photos: Reid Peppard
Tags: accessories, bow tie, crispin glover, dead animals, headband, jewelry, moosh, morbid, perpetual pet, rat, rats, reid peppard, roxanna bina, willard
Posted by roxybina on Jun 26, 2009 in
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handbags,
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File this under EFFED UP. (I just did). Hermès is experiencing ‘Massive demands’ for their Fugly hag bags called the ‘Birkin’. Apparently, they make 3,000 crocodile bags per year. It takes 3-4 crocodiles to make one hideous Hermès bag. That’s a lot of damn crocodiles. Some foolios pay up to $48,410 a bag. So, Hermès has started breeding more crocodiles at a farm in Australia to continue the Fug Birkin legacy and keep up with demand. (Someone’s going to Hell- first class, of course) I don’t know what the obsession is with animal hide, especially exotic ones. Is it the subconscious telling you that you must carry an exotic, dangerous animal hide to make you look powerful, like in a tribal way? Something tells me that 60 year old lady didn’t wrestle the crocodile to make that handbag. She bought it- Like The Emperor’s new clothes. I think the crocodiles can appreciate the fact that they are going to be eye candy in the after life- at least the gay ones. (’ I’m gonna be a Birkin one day!’)- I’m kidding - save your emails…
photos: The CUT, Animal Danger
Tags: bag, birkin, crocodile, handbag, hermes, roxanna bina, tribal
Posted by roxybina on Jun 17, 2009 in
Say it ain't so!,
hair,
hella fug,
vile 
American Apparel has done the most viscious act anyone can do to a fashionista. The evil hair band that resembles an umbilical cord, known as a Scrunchie, is in the midst of a resurrection from demon lovers who call themselves, American Apparel. One who wears a scrunchie gives a tell -tale sign that:
a) they are from the midwest
b) Arby’s qualifies as a restaurant
c) they typically wear sweatshirts with kittens in santa- wear on it.
d) they believe fluff is a condiment , not only for peanut butter
e) Walmart is their boutique, hair salon and grocery store all in one
Stop the spread of this terrible thing, by ripping it off the head and immediately snipping it with scissors. Do it!
photos:American Apparel
Tags: american apparel, arby's, evil, fluff, hair, roxanna bina, scrunchie, walmart
Posted by roxybina on Apr 2, 2009 in
Alexander McQueen,
gross,
hussein chalayan,
vile 
Plumbers of the world rejoice! Finally, a plumber inspired fashion trend! I don’t know if I would personally rock this look. It would have to be at like a Janitorial convention or something for people to really appreciate it. The Ass-crack trend was first started by Alexander McQueen’s bumster jeans, but Hussein Chalayan brought it back from the tomb (or toilet) for his Fall 2009 collection. They should have added a few strands of hair for a more authentic look… I’m just sayin’!
photos: Trend De La Creme
Tags: Alexander McQueen, ass crack, butt, dress, fall 2009, hussein chalayan, janitors, plumber, roxanna bina
