Posted by roxybina on Mar 9, 2010 in
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Check out these hideous pieces of furniture! I think my favorite is the chair with the molded butt. I would add some hair for a more realistic effect, though. The gizmo chair is pretty crazy- It’s like it’s gonna bite you. By the way, when I was pregnant, I was looking for a used rocking chair because I’m cheap like that. I should’ve just strapped a chair on a rocker! Dang!… That sumo chair looks like me after I ate too much delicious buffet at Sizzler. The wig lamp is perfect for the tranny-in-training. It holds your wig and provides light for when you’re spackling your make up on. My commentary is done.
photos: oops award
Tags: catcus chair, gizmo chair, molded butt chair, rocking chair, roxanna bina, sizzler, sumo chair, ugly furniture, wig lamp
Artist Meryl Smith made this doggie bag that would make Paris Hilton squeal and a dog shiver. This dog looks pretty realistic and creepy, especially if you see if from far away, say, in a restaurant. It could totally pass for one of those stuffed carcasses. That being said, I would buy one just for the creep out factor. Check out Meryl’s blog for more unusual art, including her Halloween dress that is still making me barf. Check out her take on football. Love it!
photo: WOW
Tags: doggie bag, football, halloween, handbag, louis vuitton, Meryl Smith, pig, roxanna bina, stuffed dogs
Vagrants and hobos were Vivienne Westwood’s inspiration for her Men’s collection. Mugatu is totally pissed about this. I mean, he was the pioneer in ‘Derelicte’ Chic. Seriously, Viv better recognize. Anyway, Vivienne must have the hook ups because that shopping cart works! Around where I’m from, the shopping cart’s wheels lock once you’re out of the supermarket parking lot! This way people can’t steal them and like put their laundry and chirruns in them. This also reminds me when I would wear a fur coat in the winter and sleep at the Port Authority because I would miss my bus back to RI. I would get ‘WTF?’ looks left and right. By the way, plastic bags are a no no.
photos: Style
Tags: derelicte, fall 2010, hobo, homeless, men's, mugatu, roxanna bina, shopping carts, vagrants, vivienne westwood, zoolander
Posted by roxybina on Feb 22, 2010 in
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Remind me to wear Thimister when I’m getting all Dexter on someone. Either that or when Aunt Flo is visiting (sorry, but I couldn’t resist!). The real story behind the blood is the reference to war and the bloodshed from World War I. The best thing out of this collection are those Hunter boots. I have a pair that I wear almost everyday in the winter. They are just so comfy, yet stylish- and by stylish, I mean I look like I ready to dig clams from the damn sea! I love them. Anyway, Thimister’s collection is the first in 10 years, so I guess we can cut him some slack. Literally.
photos: Style
Tags: aunt flo, blood, bloody, dexter, fall 2010, haute couture, hunter boots, roxanna bina, thimister
German (but, of course) designer Patrick Mohr showed his Fall 2010 collection in Berlin and was clearly inspired by ‘roidy characters, clowns, bunnies, and the all-weather fabrics at Home Depot. Seriously, Pat must be ragged on so bad because of this ‘collection’. Yeah, a ‘collection’ of sketchy characters. I tried to find more info on Pat, but dude is pretty much MIA on the internet. I guess he’s hiding out after this one. Anyway, he’s probably a kagillionaire that likes to boggle the mind from time to time with crap like this. He’s probably giggling at the audience’s reaction during the show while he sips Perrier backstage. This could very well be the biggest prank in Berlin!
Here is his Spring 2010 collection below. Not as fupe as this one, but pretty much up there…
photos : Hollywood Rag
Tags: berlin, fall 2010, home depot, patrick mohr, perrier, roxanna bina, spring 2010
Posted by roxybina on Feb 9, 2010 in
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The classy ho above is not jumping out of a cake at a bachelor party for a professional gambler in Lubbock,Texas. No. She is the cake AND bride! It’s a twofer, y’all! Okay, I know that’s pretty original, but what about the wedding dress you’re supposed to burn three years later during a bonfire with your gal pals while watching Lifetime when you’ve filed for divorce? Really. I bet she’d wear a divorce dress in dark chocolate ’cause that would be hawt. Anyway, if I were a guest at the wedding/ divorce party, I’d totally pass on the cake/chocolate that is probably soaked in farts.
PS- Why does the wedding cake look like lego bricks- what the hell kind of cake is that?
PPS- This one is pretty insane , too….
photos: The Frisky, WOW
Tags: cake dress, chocolate dress, edible dress, lifetime, roxanna bina, wedding cake dress
Posted by roxybina on Feb 5, 2010 in
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Designer (and cake decorator) Emily Miranda ( she has TWO first names )uses alligator claws and rabbit paws in her jewelry. She also uses seashells and gems, but I thought the claws and paws would be more dramatic. The gold talons on the alligator is pretty cool, actually. It reminds me of this. If you look closely in the second photo, a claw is holding on to the bracelet just like a toddler would. I can’t really deal with rabbit feet (paws) because it remind me of my beloved Mr. Marmar. He totally has rabbit feet (they smell like popcorn- I dunno why) and he’s white. Check out her site for more odd art and some pretty amazing cakes. I hope her cake decorating area is separate from her alligator claw stash.
Mr. MarMar - look at dat fathe!
photos: Emily Miranda
Tags: alligator claws, bracelet, cake decorator, emily Miranda, jewelry, mr. marmar, paw, rabbit feet, roxanna bina, seashells
No, that’s not Mr. Lou Cipher staring back at you…. It’s a badass prison inmate who likes to poke his eye with sharp objects. No, he’s not mentally challenged (I think), but dude got his best prison b*tch (BPB) to tattoo his eye with magical colors, like red and blue. Riddle me this? Are marble eyes in this season? Because I totally missed that. Anyway, this Maestro of Marble Eyes would not reveal his beauty secrets as to what he did exactly to accomplish this ghoulish trend. I figure he missed out on the colored contact trend because dude’s been locked up in prison. Wait ’till he gets out and finds out you could just throw in colored contacts. Bummer. Apparently, sometimes he can’t see. Maybe it’s not such a bad thing to not see in prison. He just needs a chola-rrific tear drop tattoo on his cheekbone to complete the freakish look.
Speaking of ’Not right tattoos’…
photos: The Frisky
Tags: colored contacts, colored eyeballs, devil, eyeball tattoo, freaky tattoos, lucipher, marble eyes, prison bitch, red eyes, roxanna bina, tear drop tattoo
Posted by roxybina on Jan 4, 2010 in
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I came across a site called Spragwerks with all sorts of ‘Tools of the Trade’ cufflinks, jewelry, belts.. you name it! You may ask, ‘What trade are these tools from?” , right? Just nod your head. The trade, my pretty, is butchering something up! Butcher knives, hypodermic needles, bonesaws, yankers, etc. make up the line known as ‘Torture Devices’. I’m a little torn, because if I like it, I’m deemed a psychotic, serial killer weirdo. And if I don’t like it, I find myself boooorrrrring. All I know is if my dentist wore those teeth cufflinks, I would run out the door and hide under my bed for a few days. This would be perfect for that bony ho in Saw…. or a serial killer mouse.
photos: Haute Macabre
Tags: bonesaw, butcher knive, cufflinks teeth, hypodermic needles, jewelry, jigsaw, necklace, pendant, roxanna bina, Saw, spragwerks, tools of the trade, torture devices, torture jewelry, yanker
Posted by roxybina on Dec 1, 2009 in
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Jewelry designer, Alexandra Chaney, made a series of necklaces for her master thesis (she’s still in school) that is based on things that ‘repel’ other people. I think the razors would actually attract Cholas who want to cut a b*itch up. They don’t need to hide the razors in their hair anymore… they’d just wear the necklace. The second photo , I believe, are syringes? That would totally attract smack addicts! It’s like a Christmas tree of endless needles. I totally think the cigarettes would actually attract Amy Winehouse. Actually, Amy Winehouse would buy this entire collection. Alexandra needs to get on her ass. So much for repelling!
photos: Trend de la creme
Tags: alexandra chaney, amy winehouse, chola, cigarettes, heroin, jewelry, razors, repel, roxanna bina, smack, syringes
