Stocking Stuffers for your Ho
Christmas is just a few days away, so I thought I’d make it easier for you and compile a list of crap I’d like to see in my stocking. Seriously though, I have so much crap that if I get more crap, I’m not gonna have room anywhere to put the crap considering I’ve got so much crap already. I’ll translate that: I don’t need anything, a gift certificate to a restaurant, spa or splendid vacation will do. So here’s the list if I had the space….
1- A Bless USB (1 GB) made from a poor Mink’s tail. It kind of looks like a computer ate a mink or a (gorgeous) cat and all that’s left is a tail. I seriously wish it still had the ass attached still just so I could say I have a ‘cat/mink ass USB’. Sweet.
2-A hissed off kitty necklace from ShanaLogic. He looks like an old-timey professor.
3-11-Inch “Bearbell” Be@rbrick from Japanese star, Chiaki. In case didn’t know , she’s the Japanese school-girl in Kill Bill: Volume I . Chains are her accessory. Available at Kidrobot.
4- Swearing ring by Wendy Brandes. This way I can say what’s on my mind with a flash of the knuckles and a sneer. Everybody wins!
photos: ShanaLogic, Kidrobot, Kingdom of Style
I agree whole-heartedly…. I have enough clutter in my apartment and don’t need more of it. The kitty necklace is super cute.
I’m glad I made the list of “crap that you would like to have” instead of the list of “crap that is just crap.” Of course you’d have room for rings, silly…you just keep them off your fingers so they don’t take up any space in your house!
I mean, keep them ON your fingers. And off your surface areas. Sheesh. I’ve had a rough day for sure.