EXTRA!! EXTRA!!
This just in from the Twolia Headquarters Newsroom:
Twolia will be donating a $250.00 cash prize to the Magical Muffin Giftbasket, which will be awarded to our grand prize winner of the Operation Muffin Top(ple) challenge!!!
Operation Muffin Top(ple), you ask? Well, for those of you who have not been privy to my posting about weight loss/food obsession lately–rather than my typical self-depricating, nostalgic, and somewhat shifty egomaniacal posts…or Catherinette’s posting about weight loss/food obsession lateley–rather than her typical it’s been 730.2 days since I’ve been near peen posts, allow me to bring you up to speed. I’ll try to do this as outliney (new word) as possible, and in order of what might be most of interest to y’all, mmm-kay?
- Did you say “GRAND PRIZE?” That’s a great question, and thanks for listening. I did say there was a grand prize. In fact, it isn’t just any ordinary grand prize…it is a Magical Muffin Giftbasket grand prize! The winner will be the recipient of a hodgepodge of goodies - and this ain’t no “cool, you just won a free tube of MAC Lipglass” prize. No, this is a grab baggy hodgepodgey calvacade of…stuff. What kind of stuff, you ask? Well, for starters…Twolia (”Where Talent and Creativity Flourish” - thankyouferrymuch!) has graciously donated a $250 cash prize to our gift basket. For the follow up to the starters, each entrant has donated one item to add to the pot. The gift basket–which will be valued at hundreds of dollars–will include everything from custom made jewelry to gift certificates.
- Sure do wish I had paid attention to this contest earlier! Is it too late to join? No, it’s not too late. However, do keep in mind that most of our phatties have been at this for a few weeks now, so their progress is now at an advantage in terms of winning that gift basket. That’s not to say that you can’t come in and kick all of our butts before we can even say “donut.” Either way, we view this as more than a contest at this point. It has become a support system…and one that is proving to be very effective at that. If you are looking to lose weight or tone up or even just trade maintenance ideas and want to join our group of no-nonsense gals with saucy attitudes…this might just be what you’re looking for.
- So, like…what IS this and what are the rules? Read about Operation Muffin Top(ple) here. Click here for the Muffin Top Archives. Catherinette writes some pretty good stuff too, when she’s not being all hussyish doing yoga in the middle of bars and whatnot.
- But what IS this? Weight loss. Get fit. Bikini season. Contest. Emotional support. Yentas complaining about their desire to drown their feelings into a big bowl of gravy. (Oh wait…that’s me. Never mind.) A challenge. Pushing each other to stick to our goals. A shoulder to cry on when we fail. A cheerleading squad when we make strides. It’s a support group/email buddy system that started out as a contest, which was borne out of good natured blogtourage chiding. But you can read about that in any number of posts in the Operation Muffin Top(ple) archive.
- And who the french died and made you and this other chick the evil spawn of Richard Simmons? Who comes up with these questions?
- How can I learn more/get involved? Check out this post for information. Email us at muffin.topple@gmail.com. Come with a great attitude and be prepared for Interactive bootcamp, some senseless bitch slapping, and to be part of a great group of women with varying goals.




Thanks to Twolia to adding $250 to my prize! Suck it, ladies! It’s all mine!
~Berry Phat
Now THAT’s what I’m talkin’ about!! - Ki
Guess what?
I’m totally going to kick your ass.
WhatEVV. In your dreams, fatty!