WARNING: Nobody is left out of the game today…

Blood Sucking Parasite from A BEE MOVIE
Looks like there will be fewer blood sucking parasites in the world to bill us at $500 an hour and then have the audacity to charge extra for staples.
Wannabe lawyers are…Finding Debt a Bigger Hurdle Than Bar Exam.
Quick (bad) lawyer joke: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy.

RV PARADISE ON EARTH
Americans prefer to stay closer to home due to “shocking gas prices” rather than get rid of their gas guzzling RVs.
Perhaps animals are NOT the main contributors to global warming after all? We’ll just blame it on the Jonses and everyone trying to keep up with them.
It’s only a matter of time before our “friendly neighbors” at the local KOA are all lawyers…